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Joke of the Day

"I like my fractions with me on top, and a common yourmominator on bottom."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a woman? Idk I'm voting trump"

"why didn't the rabbit like his beer? not enough hops"

"How did the gay wizard dissappear? He went with a poof!"

"Q: What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A: A bow T.I.E."

"Every timeI see a mattress tied to the top of a car, I think....there's another prostitute making a house call......"

"The biggest cause of paedophilia in the world today... ...sexy kids"

"At this wedding, the DJ played The Black Eyed Peas, everyone left the dance floor. I like these people."

"What do pessimists and electrons have in common There both always negative."

"I deal with my problems like how Coors makes money. With a lot of beer"