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Joke of the Day

"why didn't the rabbit like his beer? not enough hops"

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man? Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up."

"What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home? Got high."

"Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."

"So today I met a guy who went to high school with OJ Simpson. I asked him what OJ was like back then. He was quite the lady-killer apparently"

"Best day to propose a girl Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll."

"If the expression 'you're what you eat' is true... then cannibals are the only real humans!"

"It's been so long, I can't even remember why rock, paper & scissors started fighting."

"Every time I use hand sanitizer I wonder about the 0.1% of bacteria that isn't killed. What the hell kind of scary shit is that?"

"Yo momma... Is so fat she started a new diet, lost a lot of weight and is doing really well now."