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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jew and a woman? Idk I'm voting trump"

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"A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man."
"I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but... The fine bros own the rights to it :("
"What happens when a role playing game has no nudity in it? Ubisoft"
"The past, the present & the future walk into a bar. It was tense."
"I have a UPS joke Sorry it was delivered it to your landlord's off property leasing office ten miles down the road."
"they found out a man was having sex with a sheep and when the sheep was asked what it was like, all it could say was BA- A-A-D!!, BA-A-A-D!!!."
"An egg and a chicken just finished having sex... The egg rolls over, lights a cigarette, and says ""well, I guess that settles that."""
"Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparantly 'in HD' was not the right answer."
"I just bought a sewing machine I needed to get my sheet together"