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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Robertoe"
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"What do you call the murder of Chickpeas? Houmous-cide."
"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating a manda-out."
"Knock knock? Who's there? ...It's Johnny, grandma... A single tear rolled down the boys face. Alzheimers was taking its hold on her."
"I was riding a horse once and its leg broke, so I had to shoot it -- everyone on the carousel freaked out."
"Q: What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A: A fence."
"I'm against picketing.... But I don't know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg"
"There are so many scary things in life: -fear -hate -murder -injustice -the woman in line behind me who just said ""boughten"""
"What do you get with a corduroy condom? A groovy kind of love."
"In or On ? Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?"