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Joke of the Day

"There are so many scary things in life: -fear -hate -murder -injustice -the woman in line behind me who just said ""boughten"""

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"I pay all my bills in loose coins... I've been told to change my ways."
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"(My wedding day) Grandma: You remind me so much of your father Me: Wow, thanks that means a lot G: Your father was a disappointment also"