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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock? Who's there? ...It's Johnny, grandma... A single tear rolled down the boys face. Alzheimers was taking its hold on her."

"I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion."

"Your voice reminds me of a fart. It smells and nobody likes it."

"Preventing childhood obesity... It's as easy as taking candy from a baby."

"Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland? As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!"

"At Twitter HQ J: Users haven't complained in a while, what's going on? Devs: Oh, we've got just the thing *releases update"

"Beer - tastes like I have friends Title."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who switched to Spam? He said it's the greatest thing since sliced Fred"

"If I had a dollar for every time I saw a repost of r/Jokes ... I'd be as rich as the guy who posted this first"

"A tornado hit a local dairy farm. Da-Brie was scattered everywhere!"