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Joke of the Day
"I'm against picketing.... But I don't know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg"
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"C3PO and R2D2 walk into a bar... Then the bartender goes ""HEY!!! We don't serve YOUR KIND HERE!!!"" C3PO asks: ""Why because we're droids,"" Bartender: ""NO!!! 'Cause It's AN OUTLET BAR!!!"""
"Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a must."
"Not to brag, but they know me by name at the liquor store and the police station."
"In case you wondered how much patience I have for questions today, I just told my 4-year-old the sky is blue because I said so."
"Three mods walk into a bar... [deleted]"
"What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common? Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both."
"I like Kanye West as much as the next guy... ...as long as the next guy isn't Kanye West."
"You Shook Me All Night Long is a great song that also describes what I do to my husband when he's snoring."
"Two dogs are arguing And one of them says ""Well your mom's a bitch!"""