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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A: A fence."
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"Sup girl, I hear u like bad boys *I open the wrong side of juice carton* *evil spirit flies out* Oh, so that's why they say don't do that"
"My friend went to mime school... Haven't heard from him since. HAHAHALOLOLOO SO FUNNY SOMEONE PLZ KILL ME"
"Old fire fighters never quit They just do asbestos they can."
"If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? An American."
"Where did the Irish guy get cancer? In his prostatoe."
"I once won an argument with a woman...in this dream I had."
"What do you call a rising poll? Upvote"
"David Copperfield's fed up of performing the old trap-door trick... It's just a stage he's going through."
"What did the mother bullet say to the father bullet? We're having a BB."