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Joke of the Day

"I was riding a horse once and its leg broke, so I had to shoot it -- everyone on the carousel freaked out."

"Buckwheat from the Little Rascals just converted to Islam.. Now he's Kareem of Wheat."

"What's the difference between period blood and sand? You can't gurgle sand."

"A man walks into a bar... ....and says ""ouch""...."

"Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday."

"[Job Interview] Sir, it says here you're part of a small group of criminals that primarily kills interviewersoohhhhmygod"

"What's the summer weather like for a London criminal? Hot, wet, and muggy."

"Drinking non-alcohol beer is like to eat out your own sister: the same taste but something is wrong"

"I feel like Neil deGrasse Tyson would be the most annoying person in the world to watch Space Jam with"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you I'm so embarrassed !"