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Joke of the Day
"Do I still have feelings for my ex husband? Yes. I think ""stabby"" is a feeling, right?"
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"I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, ""you're racist for clicking on this joke""."
"Just saw an employment ad... ...for cleaning elephant dicks... The pay isn't good but the tips are big... I'll be here all week..."
"A long one. /| | | | | | | \___"
"What do you call... What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up a girls ass"
"What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison? ""I'm stumped."""
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass"
"Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets."
"I promise to find a new girlfriend right away when my old girlfriend gets eaten by walkers. America needs a first lady."