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Joke of the Day

"What was Lincoln's worst decision as President? He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth"

"How do you get a fat girl into bed with you? A piece of cake"

"Did you here about that original joke? Neither did I."

"The fabric of our lives? Why so epic, Cotton?"

"Greatest joke ever !!! My life"

"Vin Diesel: Is it fast? Car Salesman: Yes, sir. It is very fast. Vin Diesel: Oh yeah? *leans in close* Is it furious?"

"What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio? Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy."

"Shaving your beard is a great way to remember what you looked like when you were 5."

"What's the new French flag look like? A white cross emblazoned on a white background!"

"Polls show that 80% of black males enjoy sex in the shower The other 20% had not gone to prison yet"