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Joke of the Day
"What's the new French flag look like? A white cross emblazoned on a white background!"
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"Maybe raccoons aren't really digging through trash for food, Maybe they're just looking for something to remove their eye shadow."
"In which month do women talk the least? February."
"Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar? Because the door was ajar!"
"What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube? The more you twist them the harder they get."
"A termite walks into a bar... And asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"What's the worst present you could give a black person? Cotton Scented Hand Lotion"
"*two minor inconveniences happen at the same time* me: *needs to lie down for 3 days*"
"How do you circumcise a West Virginian man? Punch his sister in the throat."
"What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)? I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational."