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Joke of the Day

"Polls show that 80% of black males enjoy sex in the shower The other 20% had not gone to prison yet"

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him."

"Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!"

"What's the easiest way to find a gay West Virginian? All his cousins are male!"

"We can't afford a Trump presidency. The money spent alone on hundreds of new White House door knobs for his wee-baby hands would bankrupt us"

"What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping? A baegull."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"What do you call a small dog that can store food? Pupperware"

"When do Jews go swimming? When it Israeli hot"