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Joke of the Day
"Did you here about that original joke? Neither did I."
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"Why cant witches get pregnant? Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)"
"Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ? Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !"
"Vanna White's birthday is today... Pretty soon she'll be getting to the age where she has trouble with her vowel movements."
"A man goes to a doctor one day and says... ""Doctor! Please, I need a solution. I have 5 dicks!"" ""Well, that is astounding! Tell me, how do your pants feel?"" ""Like a glove!"""
"Coffee is so addicted to me, it can't wait to get in my belly. In its defense, my belly is awesome."
"What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event? Cross country"
"My girlfriend asked if I was Happy to be fair, she always gets us dwarves confused"
"What is a mattress' favorite season? Spring."
"If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?"