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"Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life"
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"Why was the high schooler in the gun store? There was a back to school sale."
"What did the decorators say when they went to church? ""Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"""
"Why was e^x so lonely at the party? Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself."
"[on date] ME: I like my women like I like my wine WAITER: [arrives] Anything to drink? ME: [clears throat] One glass of very hot wine please"
"Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face."
"I've never pretended to be something I'm not... Except sober. I've pretended to be sober before."
"She was only a gas-welder's daughter ... ... but she had acetylene tips"
"How many nice guys does it take to screw a lightbulb? 0 cause they'll compliment it then get pissed off when it won't screw"
"What is a Skeletons porn-star name? Mr.Boner *edit I give this partial credit to that guy that sells meth on the street he-he."