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Joke of the Day
"Just clicked on a link to win a free iPad. Now I have AIDS. :("
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"What sex position creates the ugliest children? Ask your mother"
"Him: I like meatier girls. Me: I killed the dinosaurs. Him: What? Me: What?"
"""My dog's learning to speak a foreign language."" ""Espanol?"" ""No, he's a labrador."""
"Chuck Norris got bored of life, so he invented Ebola."
"How ironic is it that gay marriage is legal, but conservatives are the ones getting butthurt?"
"How do you make a German Shepherd? Put him in a synagogue."
"""Where are you all going?"" A lifeboat. The Titanic is sinking. ""You guys are booked til 2. Trust me, this'll be great exposure for your band"
"I don't think Donald Trump realizes how strong and unified Latinos are... Every Latino is like a brick. When they come together they form a wall."
"I'd want a burglar to break into my house, I'll help them look for money."