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Joke of the Day

"They say statistically, 1 out of every 3 of your neighbors are likely to be a pedophile. Luckily for me, I live next to two gorgeous 12 year olds."

"The girl I'm seeing said I should say ""make love"" instead of ""fuck"" I said ""what the make love are you talking about?"""

"How do you defend your breath mints? Tic-Tactically."

"A friend once asked if I wanted to hear a racist joke... Her: Wanna hear a racist joke? Me: Sure. Her: Howe Luong is a Chinese man. It took me all day to get that one."

"What did the jews not like about the Holocaust? The caust"

"Ash enters battle with his pikachu Ash:""Pikachu use thunder bolt"" Pikachu: ""Your dad is paying the electricity bill?"""

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"I was interviewing a guy for a position as a dentist Turns out he wasn't very great at the job. I told him and he broke down crying. He couldn't handle the tooth"

"You don't really know someone until you get drunk with them."

"He used to be Hand Solo Then he gave Leia the D."