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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital? It's the one who has knee pads on."

"I asked my girlfriend at dinner, ""Why are you being so salty?"" Her response - with a flat, even look: ""I've been well seasoned."" I lost it"

"On the subject of jokes we made up as kids, what do you call a group of hams? A meating!"

"Did you hear about the prostitute who had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip? She wanted to make a little money on the side."

"I like to end all my phone calls with ""Ok, I'll see you later on at the party!"" and then quickly hang up. Let them figure it out."

"It would have been really ironic if Andy Dick's parents had named him Hugh."

"Did you hear about Hellen Keller's tree house? Neither did she."

"What's the difference between a baby and A goat? When my goat died, I couldn't bring myself to eat it."

"Lost an electron Really gotta keep an ion them."

"Elephant meets a camel somehow. The elephant asks the camel why he has boobs on his back. The camel replies, ""You don't have much to say because you have a dick on your face."""