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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way."

"Still mourning the horrible death on 12/5/2013 Yesterday, a great man died. His name was Todd Mills, the inventer of the Doritos Locos Taco."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees."

"Cat: Meow Me: Hi Cat: Meoww *picks up cat* Cat: Meowww *puts cat down* Cat: Meowwww *feeds cat* Cat: Meowwwww Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat. Again!"

"What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google? A Chromophobe."

"I have stopped debating with master since the day ... ... I subscribed /r/nofap. Got to keep up with the community."

"Got kicked out of Bed Bath & Beyond today for drawing pictures of Drake on their blankets, so they'd be extra soft."

"Made a graph of my past relationships I have an ex-axis and a why-axis"

"Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert? They found traces of Mercury in him."