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Joke of the Day
"What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral? Don't stop, bereaving!"
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"The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting and looting in the sky. #FergusonDecision"
"HE: Look My Sweety, a star is falling.... Make a wish quick!!! SHE: To Get Married with you my love <3 He: Ohh Sweetheart... I think that was just an airplane light :D"
"When I worked at the shoe store... I was the sole employee."
"What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children? A PDFile."
"Ever tried anal sex? Its fucking shit."
"What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place? He wanted Nunavut."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing... They're both stuck up cunts."
"""Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"""
"What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!"