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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face"
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"Chicken pot pie my three favorite things in life..."
"Is it just me.... .... or were all the kids in the magic school bus show trippin balls."
"Sober Irishman"
"What is cold, grey, and ugly? Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno."
"Heard of that new product for removing gum that's stuck in your hair? Chemotherapy"
"I once swallowed a piece of string and it came out tied. I shit you knot."
"Silkworms Two silkworms had a race It ended in a tie."
"Why do girls get so moody when they're on their periods? It's such an ovary action."
"I knew you'd come crawling back the minute I stole your wheelchair"