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Joke of the Day

"Job Posting: local pond looking to hire tadpole, must have previous experience as frog"

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"what if everyone's dick had its own little dick well see ya later"

"Did you guys read about the fence that got knocked over this morning? Dont worry, it'll probably be reposted before the weekend is up."

"Did you hear about the farmer who tried to be a stand up comedian? His jokes weren't dairy funny."

"What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas"

"Jared ended his career at Subway the same way he started it... (part 2) Enamored by 7 year old meat and buns."

"What's the big deal with the Dog Whisperer? My dog whispers all the time! ""Kill for me,"" he rasps."

"Hey, did you hear they are opening a new bread store here in town? Just what we kneaded"

"I whispered to the wind, and the wind told me to shut up."