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Joke of the Day

"Kim Jong-Il found alive He's running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. It turns out he just wanted a change of Korea."

"I'm glad it's the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the shit I should be doing."

"A small joke Old people at weddings say to me ""your next"" I do the same to them at funerals *-*"

"I wanted to tell a joke about the fluoride in our water making us complacent But I just don't care"

"The only thing that bakes at room temperature. Stoners."

"I have an inferiority complex... It's not a very good one though."

"If only 10 people were to stay alive in this world. what number of healthy males do you think is a good number? And how many females?"

"What's the difference between a robber and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch"

"Christmas is becoming more and more commercialised every year. Pushing up prices in every sector This tweet is brought to you by Tesco"

"Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)"