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Joke of the Day
"Why don't hipsters live in Alaska? Everything is cool there already."
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"Proof: Hillary Clinton Will Be A Great President ""She doesn't suck.""-Bill Clinton"
"What type of movies can't batman see? Parental Guidance."
"*gazing at the ocean* God: I told you NOT to leave the water on while we were on vacation. Angel: I'm sorr- God: SORRY DOESN'T FIX THIS MESS"
"I accidentally gave my newborn Muscle Milk instead of formula and now he's blasting Pantera and doing one arm pull-ups off his crib"
"What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day? It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey."
"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? Banned from the petting zoo."
"Still waiting for mine to mature into adultneys."
"A Mexican with a raging erection walks into a wall. What part hits the wall first? The lawnmower."
"Anyone know if Hallmark makes a ""Sorry about your miscarriage, but it was my first time playing Bocce Ball"" card?"