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Joke of the Day

"Yeah, I believe..... Yeah, I believe Indians should be given land. I believe in animal rights."

"Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already."

"What do you call a pessimistic Mexican? A Mexican't"

"What type of car does an African drive? A Sudan"

"I don't mind the NSA reading my Word documents. It means that at least someone will read the first draft of my novel."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"KNOCK KNOCK... Who's there? Kicks! Kicks who? Kicks Ronda Rousey for the Knock out!"

"A guy just told me ""All asians are ninjas"" I wanted to tell him how racist that was, but he was black and i didn't want to get beat down"

"What type of bees makes milk instead of honey? Boobies"

"I hate when I stand on a scale and it starts to cry and begs me to get off"