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Joke of the Day
"Yeah, I believe..... Yeah, I believe Indians should be given land. I believe in animal rights."
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"I know she wanted to be cremated, and I know she didn't want a formal funeral... ...But was a ""Family Barbecue"" really the best idea?"
"How did the clerk greet the prostitute? ""What can I do you for?"""
"Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks? The Just-Ice League."
"Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4 what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"
"Where do college students go for medical attention? An I.V. League."
"Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself."
"A man walks into a bar ... A man walks into a bar, a man walks into a bar, a man walks into a bar, but enough about me ..."
"What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug? Amfetamines"
"i just foumd out that humpty dumpty is suposed to be an egg. nowhere in the humpty dumpty poem does it say that humpty dumpty is a egg"