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Joke of the Day
"Still waiting for mine to mature into adultneys."
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"So... Do you like dragons? You do? Good. Cause I am gonna be draggin' my balls across your face. Someone at work told me this and I couldn't stop laughing."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor."""
"Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job? Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic."
"Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter."
"I'm not saying don't trust the internet but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of ipads I've won & the number of ipads I own."
"Woke up last night and the ghost of Gloria Gaynor was standing over my bed. At first I was afraid, i was petrified."
"*At store buying school supplies* Son: I need hashtag 2 pencils"
"What do you find in an empty nose? Fingerprints."
"Came up with this joke this morning in the shower. I took a tour of a prison for poets, at the end the warden asked what I thought of it. I said it has its prose and cons."