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Joke of the Day

"What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day? It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey."

"If your drug dealer answers your call on the first ring .... he's a cop."

"A man goes to the docter Man: Well doctor, what's the diagnosis? Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Man: Cancer. Doctor: What a coincidence!"

"The sun is so self centered... It acts like the world revolves around it."

"I stepped on an ant hill today and realized I had probably killed a lot of innocent ants. I also killed all the ant rapists so, I'm a hero."

"What kind of bee can make milk? Boobies"

"Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, ""That's very noble of you"""

"""For God's sex, stop making fun of my English."" #WhereEnglishFails"

"""Someone offered me grapes, but I declined . I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form."" University of Chicago"

"A QA Tester walks into a bar."