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Joke of the Day
"I nearly dropped my game of scrabble It could've spelled disaster if I actually did"
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"TIFU by going to Subway instead of Quiznos Oops, wrong sub"
"how many black people does it take to change a light bulb? WRONG! black people don't work you idiot"
"I once met an Asian with excellent grammar... So I said, ""Wow, your grammar is so good!"" And they replied, ""No.....my grandma's dead."""
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel."
"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."
"A kid at the park said a giant hemorrhoid is heading toward Earth. I know he misspoke but in the closing days of 2016 one can't be too sure."
"I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEBODY WOULD BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON-oh, never mind, I found it..."
"BREAKING: Daniel on Facebook is worried about his account's privacy but Paul is all ""that shit's a hoax dude!"" More as this story develops."
"oops i queefed"