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Joke of the Day

"how many black people does it take to change a light bulb? WRONG! black people don't work you idiot"

"Two crows fall in love, move in together, start a family. The perfect murder."

"I just found out that my blood type is B negative. That's the worst one. My day is ruined."

"My mom doesn't understand that powdered donuts are eaten over cd cases while in cars, and my friends love donuts, and that's why. (Not blow)"

"The line ""Do you come here often?"" Has a zero percent success rate at the abortion clinic."

"What is the worst thing a Jewish father can buy for his daughter? An easy bake oven!"

"Why did barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart"

"Did you hear about the guy with no penis? He just comes out of nowhere."

"What do you get when you cross a fag and a dairy farm? A Dairy Queen"