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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by going to Subway instead of Quiznos Oops, wrong sub"

"I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

"What's a cats favorite firearm? A meowser"

"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"

"I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!"

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong sock today."

"Polish Ice Hockey tragedy The whole team drowned during spring training"

"""NO NO NO NO"" - the guy who invented folding chairs watching a wrestling match"

"Is the Capitol of Kansas pronounced ""Wichitay"" or ""Wichitah?"" It's pronounced ""Topeka."""

"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Booooookake"