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Joke of the Day

"[WARNING, spoilers ahead!] 1.) Storing milk at room temperature 2.) Grandparents 3.) Black people in a movie theatre"

"Why doesn't democracy work in china? Because no one wants to hold an erection."

"What do you call a friar in prison? A felonious monk"

"Members of my family suffer from a medical condition called ""death,"" but it only strikes late in life."

"I was given a book, ""How to play the didgeridoo."" All the pages are empty besides one that says, ""Far away from me."""

"You should never trust a person as far as you can throw them. Needless to say, I trust the fuck out of babies."

"I just said, ""who the hell is calling here at 9 o'clock at night?"" and I died a little on the inside."

"Police are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog."

"What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him."

"Knock knock... [pic]"