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Joke of the Day

"I just said, ""who the hell is calling here at 9 o'clock at night?"" and I died a little on the inside."

"Having the worst day ever. All traffic lights I passed were green so I had to stop on the side of the road to check my Facebook."

"What keeps the KKK happy? A Klan-do attitude... I'll walk myself out."

"Jesus: He who is without sin may cast the first stone *guy with no legs throws rock* Jesus: Seriously? ""You said 'without shins,' right?"""

"What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party? There's no punch line."

"Wrestling is so stupid I can't believe people pay to watch people without pants risk their lives for a belt"

"An Irish girl tells her mother that she's decided to become a prostitute. ""A WHAT?!"" her mother says. ""A prostitute,"" the daughter says. ""Thank god,"" the mother says. ""I thought you said Protestant."""

"Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !"

"What do the LAPD and computers have in common? They can both burn C.D's"

"When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty."