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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't democracy work in china? Because no one wants to hold an erection."
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"I would like a warm hound please ""Excuse me?"" A flaming puppy ""..."" Fire canine ""Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?"" Yes. A scorching pooch"
"Constipated people just don't give a shit."
"A bullet hit chuck norris yesterday Today is the bullet's funeral"
"""wow with attitude like this do you even have friends"" me: yes in fact i have all 10 seasons of it"
"Unemployed teachers ..... Have no class"
"What did earth say to the other planet? ""You guys have no life!"""
"Some people can ruin how attractive they are by doing this weird thing with their mouth... it's called ""talking"""
"I just heard a folk song about KFC It was fingerpickin' good!"
"A Galaxy Phone, an iPhone and a windows phone fall out a top story window. The galaxy phone bounces with minor cracks. The iPhone smashes into dozens of pieces. The windows phone freezes mid decent."