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Joke of the Day
"Police are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog."
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"yesterday, Judge Thompson issued the longest sentence in the Supreme Court's history, needless to say, it was run-on."
"My skills Precision. Concentration. Patience. Fearlessness. Four skills I possess while shaving my nuts that I wish I could apply to other aspects of my life."
"Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!"
"What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !"
"Your voice reminds me of a fart. It smells and nobody likes it."
"Don't trust atoms. Don't trust atoms, they make up everything."
"My parents were in the iron and steel industry... My mother had to iron and my father had to steal."
"Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls Because all I hear over there is booo hooo"
"What happens when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"