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Joke of the Day

"Police are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog."

"It would be nice to have a second button beside the 'snooze' that emails your boss that you aren't coming in today."

"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus? You only need one nail for the picture."

"What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called? A singer"

"if you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a videocamera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out"

"KID: I'm starting to feel like I'll never find a Coke with my name on it MOM: Just keep looking, Dangquestrious"

"Why can't priests have children? Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God."

"Why do men die before their wives? Because we want to!"

"Have you guys seen Stevie Wonder's new concert? Neither has him."

"What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner? A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout."