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Joke of the Day

"What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie? FROZE-- oh, nevermind."

"Mrs. Claus can't have kids Do you know why Mrs. Claus can't have kids? Because Santa only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney."

"[trying not to think about Sonic The Hedgehog during sex] Her: faster! faster! Me: oh god no"

"Anniversary ""Knock* Knock*"" :Who's there? ""9/11"" :9/11 who? ""You said you'd never forget!"""

"Anonymity on the internet allows us to be whatever we want to be, but I'm glad most of us went with ""perverted idiot""."

"Thesaurus Club First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club."

"I finally found my wife's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it the whole time?"

"A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad!"

"Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69? Because it's eight more."

"I'm a vegetarian. Subway gave me a Chicken Club. Oops, wrong sub."