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Joke of the Day
"I finally found my wife's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it the whole time?"
Next Joke
"My wife once told me that she ingested fecal matter while in the womb I like to give her crap about it."
"I imagine the best part about driving a smart car is that when there's no parking spots you can just put it in your backpack."
"What did the statistician say to the hooker as he pulled out his 5.2-inch manhood? ""I heard you suck a mean cock"""
"What did the father lightning bolt do to his son when he miabehaved? He grounded him."
"If i could have dinner with anyone alive or dead i would probably just cancel on them at the last minute"
"Why women fail at saving money? Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom..."
"You're McDonalds; I'm Burger King I'm doing it my way, and you're lovin' it."
"Two men walk into a bar...... ...the third sees this and ducks."
"Yesterday I wanted to connect a couple of watches together to build a belt to hold my pants But I figured it would be a waist of time."