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Joke of the Day

"A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad!"

"What do you call a masturbation session that ensued while doing maths? Numberwank."

"Clickbait. What did you expect? Honestly."

"So Hitler is working at a bookstore and I go up to him and say, ""Hey, do you have any books about the expense of a yell?"" He replies, ""Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost."""

"Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with Facebook."

"*presses wheelchair accessible button* *rolls 5 year old in on dolly restrained like Hannibal Lector* ""We're here for a haircut."""

"Although it sounds like it could be a good one, Pissflaps is a terrible name for a bar & grill"

"Took nephew out for lunch. The waitress asked what he'd like. After a stunned silence, I explained 'quiche' was not pronounced 'quickie'."

"[Doctor's Office] Sir, it appears you have takes-everything-literally disease. ""Is it bad, doc?"" Yes, but bear in mind- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"I was gonna cut my hair, but I kind of like it, It's growing on me."