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Joke of the Day

"I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like ""OMG Mum did you read this???"""

"How do you summon a wizard taxi? CABRACADABRA!"

"If I hear people screaming, I always go check on them. Not because I'm nosy or some kind of hero. There might be ice cream."

"Once there was a guy reading r/jokes... He decided to click on a joke that was new and didnt have any points."

"What do you get if you drink too much Gin? A double Gin"

"you're her boyfriend?! That's cool! I'm her manfriend!"

"Rabbits... Rabbits bang like there's no fucking tomorrow."

"Why did the Italian miss his dinner? It'a was'a pasta his bed time"

"All these ""reposted"" jokes are not really reposted They are just procedurally generated"

"How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None- that's hardware."