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Joke of the Day
"Steve Irwin should have wore sunblock... ... to prevent against harmful rays."
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"When asked by the creepy guy at the bar ""Why aren't you smiling?"" my go-to answer is always ""My yeast infection really is bubbling up."""
"I'm so thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many likes you get on a picture."
"Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?"
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."
"What is spidermas favourite type of rice Uncle Ben's"
"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is a little heavier and the other is a little lighter."
"A joke Chris Rock should have used at the Oscars The Oscars.... where the carpets are red and the candidates are white."
"When done right parallel parking is a beautiful thing to watch."
"Why can't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is"