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Joke of the Day

"Can't believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn't using the slogan ""Once you go black, you don't go back."""

"What is the difference between Jelly and Jam? You can't jelly your cock down your girlfriend's throat."

"No one ever smells their finger because it smells good."

"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her."

"Why do midgets laugh when they run through grass? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"This is NOT a repost."

"The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating"

"What did the rock say to the other rock? Im hard"

"Please don't ask me if I like your new haircut, because I don't and now you made me lie."

"The key to a long and good relationship is to keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty!!!"