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Joke of the Day
"I am friends with 25 letters from the alphabet I don't know y EDIT: Credits to Chris Turner."
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"21 ways to piss off the mods on this sub [removed]"
"Confucius says: good to meet girl in park But better to park meat in girl"
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"My boss said ""dress for the job you want, not for the job you have"" Now I am sitting in a disciplinary meeting in my Wonder Woman costume."
"Why Donald Trump will not release his tax returns even though it seriously jeopardizes his presidential campaign? No **Juan** should know how much money he has, country needs to build the wall first."
"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after a night of sex? ..ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Things that cause extreme panic: - Accidentally liking a Tweet - No milk - Unknown numbers - The question ""you don't remember me do you?"""