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Joke of the Day
"At a live orchestra, and lightening strikes, who gets hit first? The Conductor"
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"Technology.( Based on true events) My apple watch reminded me to take a minute to breathe right after my grandfather let one rip."
"How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit? By doing Squats."
"When a Dutch reporter asked Arjen Robben what he was going to do after the world cup, he told him; I'm going diving in Mexico."
"If there was someone selling drugs in this place... .... Weed know."
"ARCTIC HOOKER Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called? A: A frostitute."
"Well it's that time of year again when the 80 a week I invest in child maintenance finally pays off by providing me with a pair of fucking socks."
"Someone told me Harrison Ford is part Jewish. So it's fair to say, ""Han hammered first."""
"I've been watching ISIS movements via UAV for the past week They seem to beheading in the right direction"
"There is a Mexican, a black person, a muslim, and a gipsy in a car. Who drives it? The officer."