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Joke of the Day

"ARCTIC HOOKER Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called? A: A frostitute."

"What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Both have balls that are just for decoration"

"Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller."

"If going down on a guy is a blowjob... (NSFW) and jacking a guy off is a handjob, does that make masturbation an inside job?"

"I win most of my staring contests... ... because my opponents usually don't know they're playing."

"I've had enough of this shit. I thought to myself as i sat on the toilet for 3 hours."

"I bought condoms & the cashier said do you need a bag? I replied ""No she isn't that ugly""."

"Why did the dyslexic Italian prisoner of war never get rescued? Because when his commanding officer read his letter saying he was now a WOP, it was assumed that he had expatriated."

"A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her he shouts out the window... ""Pull over!"" ""No"" she shouts back ""a pair of socks!"""

"I asked my doctor where i should put my pants ""Next to mine"" was not the answer i was looking for."