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Joke of the Day

"If there was someone selling drugs in this place... .... Weed know."

"Trump and Pence are so homophobic ... ... they couldn't get a mandate. HAHAHA! A lot of people are going to die in the next 4 years."

"A man is on vacation and gets a call that his mother-in-law has died. They ask him if he wants to cremate or bury her. He responds, ""shit You better not take any chances do both."""

"What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved. Sea what I did there? I'm shore you did. Laugh, you son of a beach!"

"Honked & did thumbs-up to teen goth girl on the street I thought looked super cool & she rolled her eyes & I was like YES EXACTLY KEEP AT IT"

"Golf is probably fun if you like walking around outside in business casual."

"Feminine hygiene jokes are the worst form of humor Period."

"Her: About last night, please understand that wasn't me... that was the wine. Me: ... Her: ... Me: Do you have a phone number for that wine?"

"New Jared Sub Subway has came out with a new sub this week called the Jared Sub. It is 37 year old salami sandwiched between 10 year old buns."

"Jokes I made up I might keep adding onto this if it gets popular enough :) Q: What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock? A: I'm holding Time Square!"