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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell... How do you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes!"

"What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"

"What did Santa say to the three prostitutes? (Pointing to each in turn) Ho! Ho! Ho!"

"My girlfriend and I tried Anal sex for the first time today. It was a little ruff at first but I'm finally managing to sit down again."

"My dad got fired for having sex with one of his patients the other day. Which is a shame because he was a really good vet."

"TIFU by asking my wife what is the difference between a penis and a paycheck? She said ""there is a possibility of increase in size of your paycheck."""

"Drake Bell needs to call his child Taco."

"What's baked every day and sells itself? My sister."

"One night I dreamt that I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted."

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? Stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."