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Joke of the Day

"What did Santa say to the three prostitutes? (Pointing to each in turn) Ho! Ho! Ho!"

"When your boss asks you ""do I look stupid to you?"" it's a rhetorical question I know this now"

"I still say a wasp's nest chucked through the window would be the ideal way to end any hostage situation. Nobody's hanging around in there."

"Cop1: Has becoming a father affected your work Cop2: Not a bit Cop1: Ok cover me, I'm going in Cop2: HI GOING IN I'M DAD [both get shot]"

"What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. "

"The best curve on a woman is her smile ...Hahahaha lmao! No I'm kidding, it's her boobs."

"Oscar Pistorius really wanted a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise? The captain's log."

"Donald Trump tells a joke to Hillary Clinton It was hillaryous"

"What do you call a second hand gold necklace? Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)"