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Joke of the Day
"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? Stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."
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"How many stones does it take to kill 3 birds? one.. one stone."
"When people say things like ""You can't change the past"" I can't help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind."
"What do you call a gay person on rollerskates rolaids"
"I lost two things today: My virginity and my job as a morgue assistant."
"Honey I Shrunk the Kids : A Beginner's Guide to Steroid Use"
"Awww, look. My middle finger likes you!"
"A little boy came running into the kitchen. ""Dad dad"" he said ""there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face."" ""Tell him you've already got one"" said his father."
"What's Santa's favourite Chinese dish Beef Ho Fun"
"What do you call a lesbian octopus? A lickalotopuss."