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Joke of the Day
"What's baked every day and sells itself? My sister."
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"Show me a man who calls himself a vegan, ...and I'll show you a man who's trying to shag a vegan."
"What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common? They both used to be on top gear."
"There are 11 types of people in this world... those who know unary and those who don't have fingers. :)"
"Pretending to hold the elevator while secretly pressing ""close door"" is an art."
"Last night was the third time a girl walked out midway a date. Something's still wrong in my PowerPoint presentation."
"You should be my grillfriend. Not a typo, girl. You're hot enough to cook meat on."
"The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin"
"Why was the Sublime cover band so bad? They don't practice Santeria."
"Early bird gets the worm 2nd mouse gets the cheese 3rd cow gets the grass All cows get to eat grass tho, theres not really a low supply."