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Joke of the Day

"One side effect of Cialis can be hearing loss. So, a raging erection and unable to listen to a woman? It's every man's dream in pill form."

"Have you heard about the new pirate movie? All the producers have Hook Noses #racistdadjoke"

"Why is /r/jokes so keen to build a wall to keep things out that aren't funny? They're afraid of the competition."

"5 years ago today, I quit drinking And 4 years, 364 days, and 12 hours ago today, I started again"

"Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras? Because a and b shells are too small."

"What do you call all that useless meat around the vagina? A woman"

"CAT HOSPITAL Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a CAT scan done."

"Why was the OCD race car driver so fast? Because he had anal prolapse."

"Did you hear about the man running a marathon on the afghanistan border? He actually went 3 miles further... I guess Iran* a little too far *I'm pronouncing it ""e-ran"""

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face"