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Joke of the Day
"How does a Rabbi make tea? Hebrews it."
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"A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because ... he got nothing to 'look' forward. Well, let just say that I 'see' his point......Ba Dum Tss!!!"
"What goes clop clop, clop clop, Bang! Bang! Clop clop... An Amish drive-by shooting."
"An Oedipus slip is where you say one thing... ...and fuck your mother."
"There are two reasons I don't give money to the homeless 1. They use it for drugs and alcohol. 2. I need it for drugs and alcohol."
"""I put on pants for nothing"" - my 10 yo after she got dressed and her soccer game was cancelled. Someone set up her Twitter account."
"What are some really stupid jokes? One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar? Students: Sacan? Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I recently received my PhD in palindromes. I now go by Dr. Awkward"
"How is a gynecologist like a pizza delivery boy? They both get close enough to smell it, but if they eat it, they'll be fired."
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ""no-bell"" prize."